Monday, October 30, 2006

find the secret message... it's not hard.

it has been quite a while since I've been writing,
so long in fact that I should probably write something witty and clever..

I live inside of a house, that I don't even know the colour of. it could be
teal, or something.. I would have no idea.

today I started to build a table, from the old decking boards we have.
it's not great, because half of the timber is rotten and/or splitting,
making it difficult to work with, or completely useless,.. mainly the latter.
every other piece I pull out I pretty much have to throw out.

fantastically, I have decided to write something entertaining,
other than the stuff I've done today, I'll tell you a story about
rhubarb, or perhaps something actually exciting.

like when I was a little kid in primary school, in year 3 or
umm, maybe year 2 even.. I just don't remember that bit.
now anyway, it was the swimming carnival, and I was on the pool edge
cheering at the swimmers, or maybe just being crazy, and I
had to go back to my bag and get my lunch, because I was hungry..

yaks are quite cool. On with the story! so as I was saying, I needed to
eat, so I started to turn around, but the pool edge was slippery, so as I
turned my feet fell out from under me, and I fell into the pool.
?

I was still wearing all my clothes, and I swam over to the ladder,

and pulled myself out of the pool, everyone laughing at me, and then
most people stopped laughing and just stared, which was a bit odd.

however I soon found out, after I touched my chin and found
unusual amounts of blood on it...
now I don't remember too much from here on, just that I
got a bunch of stitches in my chin, not that I could see them,
right now you can still see the scar from it, my beard grows around it,
yet it's still covered most of the time,.. next time I shave just look up.

2 Comments:

Blogger toj said...

is it time for lunch yet?
im hungry

HA IM SO SMART

12:10 pm

 
Blogger CaptainShags said...

hahaa, I knew someone incredibly sexy would figure it out sooner or later, you win the prize of getting to have me. hang out with you for a long tiime. Weeheeeheee

2:22 am

 

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