It has been a long while since anyone has claimed any affiliation with the Knights, and so I would like to once more make a declaration of my oath as a Knight to fight the dreaded Emo-Blog wherever it may rise... Have at thee vile bore-spawn of peril! Have at thee...

Also, anyone else who would stand to fight against the oppression of the EmoBlog is more than welcome to inquire of our membership, just dial 1800-Don'treallycallthisnumber, or contact us by mail at P.O. Box 12, Wedon'treallyhaveamailingaddresseither, or by Fax, on 9532-1421. but that won't work either... and it's probably someones home phone number. if that is your home phone number, please contact us on 9545-6928. (Again, not really our number.)

thankyou, that is all.