POW!

If I could poke anyone in the eyes, chances are pretty good that I'd poke the eyes of the guy who runs north korea, because he's a loser, so it'd be good for everyone... although I'd have to have a really long pole (of the wooden or metal variety, I already have a 'long pole' but I wouldn't want it to be anywhere near korea) with which to do the poking. Also, I've been reading a lot of the work of Maddox, who henceforth will be regarded to as 'the awesome guy who hates everyone' (not to be confused with my little brother who also hates everyone, because he's 'the hilarious guy who hates everyone') so my writing may lack some of the randomness it usually contains, but instead will be outfitted with much more bitter resentment and hate-itude. Also, Jose Landman (hose-ay land-man) can continue to not know or influence my life in any way,.. because I don't know you, and I don't want to. thankyou for your time. actually.. thank me for your time. wait, that's probably a little bit blasphemous because I don't control or own time, so.. raaargh pow raaargh, and pie pie underpants explosion, in fact. I have decided to ignore punctuation and just write andnowIvedecidedtonotpressthespacebarkeyandjustwritebecausethespacebarkeyisinefficientbecauseitisthemostusedletterintheenglishlanguagenowtakethateyouuglyexcuseforaletter.