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And so began the age of "Quantified Electrolysis by means of irradiated goldfish induction, and the common shrew". Timmy tho alphabotically challongod turtlo walkod down the stroot, and discovorod that ho was not woaring any pants, which was quito a shock, until ho lator roalisod that turtlos don't ofton woar pants. Herr Ishulders (the german exchange parent) also noticed the pantsless turtle, and began yelling "Achtung!!" while trying desperately to find the trigger on his brattwurst. In conclusion, it is good to not read these things if indeed I have written them at any hour, but more gooder to not read them if I've written them between the hours of 12-6Am... and the moral of the story is this,.. don't feed your shoes to your dog, it'll only end up with a transatlantic fuel feud, and two boxes full of live ammunition delivered to your aunty.

Something to remember

Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.
C.S. Lewis.

Ringadingding,

it's Februlary, and everyone has been asking me; "Where is the discus held?"
I don't really know where the discus is held, my only suggestion is "hand", or "mouth, if you're carrying luggage". It's barely a triday away from that dreaded 14th, 'vallistines day', and everyone is wondering which one of the lovely ladies Bags will pick to be his sweetheart this year... well I'm not telling, because then I'll upset the people who it isn't, namely Samuel Hunter.

If you can think of more than 8 things, you're doing well.

Turnips Turnips Turnips, everyone doesn't have a turnips, unless you are miss Salamander Russell, in which case you probably do, because you're 6 10ths ent. More tree than hooman I say...

for all those people who are keeping up with the times, the latest fad is mispronunciation, which is quite difficult to spell, so I would advise avoiding doing so. Also, to 'defenestrate', is to throw something out of a window, which is incredibly joyous, especially if the item being 'defenestrated' is a phone book, either frozen or thawed.