Wubble

and once again it's time to stride forth with strange and new and repetitive and repetitive free somethings like its a romantic opera sung by a waterfowl with a lisp, dunked into a can filled with aromatic herbs and spices, just like kfc.

The english language is filled with many strange things,.. like the way you're supposed to put
"an" infront of any "h" word... eg. an historical event, an horse, an hair,.. No-one would ever do that, but apparently that's what you're supposed to do,.. It's like the capital city of an underwater civilisation built entirely from the bones of the southern atlantic spungefish, that has somehow managed to turn itself into a gelatinous form of cereal or toast.

Also, the weather today is marvellous, you should be outside enjoying it.

Hmm..

I like stories!!!!!

that is all.

Just don't.

It's simple,.. don't put your fingers in the toaster,
don't jam a fork in your arm,
don't pour boiling water into your shoes, or ear.
don't sleep underwater,
don't eat light globes,
don't go skydiving with a parachute made of tungsten
don't push your gran
don't ride the trolley down the escalators
unless you're bored.